Jimmy Garoppolo offered ‘Free Sex for Life’ from Las Vegas brothel workers

Jimmy Garoppolo offered ‘Free Sex for Life’ from Las Vegas brothel workers

Jimmy Garoppolo’s time in Las Vegas has started off with a potential bang. Literally. Pun Intended. A Las Vegas Brothel has offered the veteran quarterback ‘Free Sex for Life’, TMZ reports. An interesting way to greet your new franchise quarterback, but Jimmy, the cards are in your favor.

The 31-year-old QB signed with the Las Vegas Raiders at the start of Free Agency and, boy, they have welcomed him. Two women, named Caitlin Bell and Alice Little, of the Las Vegas famous chicken ranch brothel have offered Garoppolo ‘Free sex for Life’. Both made comments on the arrival of Garoppolo and the potential of their service to him.

“I almost fainted when I heard Jimmy signed with the Raiders,” Bell told TMZ in a statement.

“He deserves free sex just for joining our team,” Bell said. “But he gets free sex for life from us just because he’s such a legit babe!”

Both ladies seem very excited to have the two-time Super Bowl champion in their city. Speaking of Super Bowl, in 2024 Allegiant Stadium, the Raiders stadium is hosting the Super Bowl. Little wants to make sure Garoppolo is taken good care of for his upcoming debut season with the Raiders.

Jimmy Garoppolo signs with Las Vegas Raiders

“Jimmy brought the Niners to the Super Bowl and he could do the same for the Raiders,” Little said. “The next Big Game is in Vegas, so I’m going to go all the way to inspire Jimmy to go all the way!” (Full quotes via TMZ.)

Garoppolo only played 11 games last season before signing in Las Vegas this offseason. He suffered a foot fracture on December 4th that held him out the rest of the 49ers season, but is expected to be healthy by the time the Raiders’ regular season kicks off. And he’s gonna need to be healthy, as he has entertained a very eventful first season in the City of Sin.

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